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I'm going through the list of every journal I have ever created (even ones I never posted anything to, and just used to troll open threads) and posting something to them. Out of spite.

Because when I signed up for this site, they said they would never delete my content. And I'm holding them to that.

Dec. 24th, 2007

To the someone who is paid for me: a thank you. Mit bats on.
"If life's a game who do you think is winning?"

There is some questions which, if you are have to asks, then the answer is: not you. You don't know nothing 'bout it? You don't gots to know. You probably are being better off in you to not know. Do not to be worry your pretty little head. This will give you wrinkle.

So much other thing are for you to be think about, human. Not, maybes sorts of troubles we are have back in day (Are today be day we starve to death? Do I have plague? Cows are froze to ground again? Is it can be possible to be walk there, through snow, uphill, both way?), but, oh yes, it is much trouble to be wonder: am I have enough moneys in my bank account to get totally bombed enough to fuck anything tonight?

Clearly a loser is not you.

And probably you will be dead anyway before we are take over the world and slaughter the humans and dance in the rings of the sun, which, I am reiterate, is either happen in 201something, or 208something. I should really to ask somebody. I am not want to look embarrassment.

Sep. 22nd, 2007

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.


Dead man. Not picky.

Sep. 21st, 2007

Heroes versus villain.

Everybody know the answer to this one. Come on.

Hero is the guy who wins. Or side, if is more than one guy. Good and bad is just words that is used to call what people do; it is not set concept. They is not stay the same within a person lifes-time. They is not stay the same always within a person mind. Switching side: we alls do it. I am admit I have. This is for the best. It is always to back, as they say, "a winner horse". Horse is metaphor. Is not actual horse. Exception for sometime. This is not a point.

History is wrote by the winner. He are not going to cast hisself into a poor light.

Some of us: we are around long enough to know the real story. We have better thing to do.

Of example: you have see trailer for "30 Days of Night" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0389722/)?

Going to be so awesome.

Zomgphotography.

I am not like having my photography taken, because my face are strange, but there are been times when I have allow it.

Oh. Your. God.

I am been pointed to most awful picture of me. I cannot even... I am been laughing since two the morning this morning/last night. And it are not even totally my face's fault, this picture, although, yes, always, a little, as usual. But also there is camera angle involved, and some kind of strange lenses use, and the mid-ninety were bad for me for facial hair and lying on grounds, apparently.

Ha.

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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
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Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension4
Your crimeBeing too beautiful to live.
Who reported youa_darker_dream
Your fateStanding on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".
Every now and then, in the middle of the night, Sarah hear a voice calling her name. She dream she are in a castle, a rather familiar castle, wearing a blood red gown and dancing at a blood red ball in blood red velvet boots.

You would think she are dream of somethings else by now. Even I are tired of it, over and over.

They are dream in their coffins; the undead. I hear them. The older ones less, unless they are want me to. They mostly only call to me when they feel I must do something. Or if they are want to talk. It is can be difficult not to spoiler them on prime-time shows.

The new ones I hear always. It are like radio-television in the back of my head all the time. It is only ever I feel hungry, only it is not the same as I feel that they are hungry. They are always hungry.

Mostly it is distraction.

Although sometime you see something good. Vampire: they are kinky bastards.

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